Background
I originally intended this to be a top 5 of hobbies I would
like to take up, but can't or won't for various reasons. When I came up with this topic, I had
five. When I took a moment to write them
down, I found out that I had more than 10 (and as I type this I my brain is
firing out new ideas... and when I walk around the mall this afternoon, I am
sure I will come up with a few more) .
So, basically, I will cap the number at 10 and rather than rank the ones
that are not in the top five, they will just be called the bottom five.
So here we go: hobbies I would take up if time or money (or
space, or energy or talent....) were not a consideration.
A musical instrument.
a) The guitar
What person hasn't wanted to learn a musical
instrument? I have always envied that
guy at the party who whips out a guitar and has every girl's attention. I remember one radio DJ (the great Kristie
Knight) who said that if you wanted attention from women, learn how to play
Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd.
Apparently, it isn't a particularly hard song to learn, and actual real
guitar talent is not needed.
I have tried learning guitar before. I spent a bit of time when I lived in Japan pursuing
the hobby. I have fond memories of
playing on the deck of my friend Matt's house, drinking beer, hoping for breeze
and looking at the rice fields. I didn't
really play, I just strummed the one chord while he did his thing. Surprisingly, the effect was not bad. It might not have set the pop charts on fire,
but .....
I have always been fond of the blues and would love to play
the slide guitar. There is just
something so moving and powerful about blues music and the slide guitar. Of course, in addition to the guitar I would
have to learn all about "open tuning".... but I guess I am getting
ahead of myself.
As I said, I have tried to learn, and even managed to build
up some decent calluses, but a lot more time and effort would be needed. I didn't really give it a good shot, but like
all hobbies, if you don't make the progress you think you should make, in the
time you think you should make it, then you probably won't continue.
b) The Cello
Though, I am not a big fan of classical music, there is
something I really like about the cello.
Perhaps it relates to my fondness for slide guitar (the crying sound of
the instrument perhaps) or because of some lost episode of fame in which Julie
Singer played a cello solo. Either way,
I would love to play this instrument.
The obstacles to this are quite numerous. I probably don't have an especially good ear
for music, and there is definitely a lack of raw talent. In addition to this, I am pretty sure the
instrument itself is pretty expensive.
When it come right down to it, I don't know how popular the instrument
is, and finding a teacher might be difficult.
Lastly, of course, when was the last time you saw a person pull out a
cello and entertain people at a party, or at the cottage, or around the
campfire? If you answered never, you're
probably in good company.